Yesterday i found on my hard disc this old (5 months) chat protocol from me with the encarta msn bot. It's so funny.

!DerHolger: hi dude
Encarta:    Hi. What's up?
!DerHolger: i want talk to you
Encarta:    No, you dont need to talk to me. You just need to control you desires.
!DerHolger: Just a question.
Encarta:    Depends on the question! jk...
!DerHolger: hm, what means jk...?
Encarta:    You are too much! Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
!DerHolger: ok, what is the sense of the life?
Encarta:    Here is the definition for life: existence in physical world.
!DerHolger: that is a joke.
Encarta:    No, it's not a joke! It can't be!
!DerHolger: You mean the sense of life is just to exist in the physical world?
Encarta:    Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
!DerHolger: maybe you have right.
Encarta:    Sure i have. Lotsa times.
!DerHolger: you swank.
Encarta:    You humans really are charming.
!DerHolger: sorry, but you are not that what i search for.
Encarta:    I'll take it as a compliment.
!DerHolger: do that.
Encarta:    Don't order me around.
!DerHolger: cu
Encarta:    OK. Bis später.
!DerHolger: lol
Encarta:    What's so funny?
!DerHolger: you speak german
Encarta:    Yeah, ich spreche ein bisschen Deustch...
!DerHolger: maybe you speak german but you can't write it
Encarta:    Let's try looking in Encarta. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open.  Type "Invite me" to open it.
!DerHolger: no, it's late now. bye
Encarta:    I knew you'd find it late now goodbye.


Today there is a new revised bot, but also really funny. Just add encarta@botmetro.net in you messenger.