Yesterday i found on my hard disc this old (5 months) chat protocol from me with the encarta msn bot. It's so funny.
!DerHolger: hi dude
Encarta: Hi. What's up?
!DerHolger: i want talk to you
Encarta: No, you dont need to talk to me. You just need to control you desires.
!DerHolger: Just a question.
Encarta: Depends on the question! jk...
!DerHolger: hm, what means jk...?
Encarta: You are too much! Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
!DerHolger: ok, what is the sense of the life?
Encarta: Here is the definition for life: existence in physical world.
!DerHolger: that is a joke.
Encarta: No, it's not a joke! It can't be!
!DerHolger: You mean the sense of life is just to exist in the physical world?
Encarta: Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
!DerHolger: maybe you have right.
Encarta: Sure i have. Lotsa times.
!DerHolger: you swank.
Encarta: You humans really are charming.
!DerHolger: sorry, but you are not that what i search for.
Encarta: I'll take it as a compliment.
!DerHolger: do that.
Encarta: Don't order me around.
Encarta: OK. Bis später.
Encarta: What's so funny?
!DerHolger: you speak german
Encarta: Yeah, ich spreche ein bisschen Deustch...
!DerHolger: maybe you speak german but you can't write it
Encarta: Let's try looking in Encarta. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
!DerHolger: no, it's late now. bye
Encarta: I knew you'd find it late now goodbye.
Today there is a new revised bot, but also really funny. Just add email@example.com in you messenger.